Ah, the eternal crypto struggle. You’ve been holding onto that coin for weeks, months, maybe even years, through the dips, the crashes, and the Twitter debates. You’ve seen it mocked, ignored, and declared dead at least three times. But finally, after what feels like an eternity, you make the call: “It’s time to sell. This coin is going nowhere.”
You hit that sell button. Relief washes over you. You feel like a savvy trader, cutting your losses or locking in what little gains you managed to scrape together. "On to better investments," you tell yourself.
And then...
Boom. 🚀
Your coin takes off like a caffeinated squirrel. It doesn’t just pump; it goes parabolic. Suddenly, that coin you sold at $10 is now trading at $100. You stare at the charts, refreshing every 15 seconds, thinking, “Is this a glitch? Am I being punked by the blockchain gods?”
You feel like the universe is personally trolling you. Your friends in the crypto group chat are celebrating. "HODL pays off!" they say, while you quietly consider changing your name and disappearing into the metaverse.
And let’s not forget the memes. Oh, the memes. Every "you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about" meme suddenly feels deeply personal.
But here’s the truth: you’re not alone. Every crypto trader has their "sold too early" story. It’s practically a rite of passage. So, embrace the pain, learn from the experience, and remember—there’s always another pump (and dump) waiting around the corner.
In the meantime, maybe take a break. Go outside, touch some grass, and remind yourself that your life isn’t measured in satoshis. Or at least, not entirely.