"Ethereum, how’s babysitting going?"
"Great! Except the kids keep playing with unauthorized smart contracts."
"What’s your solution?"
"Setting up parental keys—works like a charm!" 👶
Why don’t crypto traders need babysitters?
Their wallets are already childproof. 👶🔐
Why do parents love blockchain?
Because it never forgets to watch the kids. 🧸⛓️