"Hello, Ethereum support. What’s the issue?"
"My gas fees are too high, and my transactions are stuck!"
"Have you tried turning your network off and on again?"
"That’s not how blockchain works!" 📞
Hamster: "Someone called me about my margin?"
Trader: "Yes, it was the Grim Reaper of your portfolio."
Hamster: "What’s a margin call?"
Trader: "When the exchange calls to say, ‘Nice try.’"