"Why don’t smart contracts ever make bad decisions?"
"Because they always follow the code!"
"But doesn’t that mean no flexibility?"
"Not at all! They’re just well-encoded decisions!"
"So smart contracts never regret their choices?"
"Exactly! They’re built to be logical... unlike my dating life!" 💔
Ethereum’s smart contracts? They’re like a promised commitment that never breaks! 📝
Can’t say the same about your ex, can you? 🙄
But hey, smart contracts don’t ghost you, they just execute—and execute well. 🖥️
If you need a smart contract, Ethereum is your go-to guy! 🧑💼
It’s like a personal assistant that gets the job done while you sip on coffee! ☕
Ethereum’s smart contracts can be so smart, they might even negotiate better terms for you. 🤖💼
Don’t underestimate the power of a decentralized contract lawyer! ⚖️