Boyfriend: "I’m making huge gains with my crypto. Soon, we’ll be rich!"
Girlfriend: "Yeah, your wallet’s going up, but so is my love for someone else."
Boyfriend: "What? Who?"
Girlfriend: "A hacker. He broke into my heart, and now it’s locked down for good."
Boyfriend: "No, don’t leave me for a hacker!"
Girlfriend: "You didn’t encrypt my love, so he did."
Boyfriend: "I never thought crypto could lead to heartbreak."
Girlfriend: "Crypto or not, you lost the key to my heart." 💻💔
It’s not just the market that drops, it’s my stress levels too! Take a deep breath and remember: it’s just another day in crypto. 😤
Crypto drop hits me harder than a bad breakup.
But at least I didn’t lose my dignity… or did I?