"Ethereum, what’s your star sign?"
"Decentra-Taurus—it’s grounded but ambitious!"
"What’s your forecast?"
"Big changes are in the stars… if I can lower my gas fees." 🌟
Trader: "What’s your sign?"
Hamster: "Hamster Rising with Moon in FOMO."
My crypto horoscope says I’ll get rich.
I’m still waiting for that to hit. 🔮💸
My horoscope said today’s a good day to invest.
Guess it wasn’t written for the crypto market. 🔮📉