I bought an NFT instead of paying tuition. It’s a picture of my disappointed parents.
Girlfriend: "You stare at your StepN sneakers more than you look at me!"
Boyfriend: "They’re my biggest investment!"
Girlfriend: "Your biggest investment is right here!"
(points to her chest)
Boyfriend: "But those don’t earn passive income…"
Girlfriend: "Neither will I from now on. Goodbye." 👟💔
Friend 1: "Check out my new StepN sneakers! They’re NFTs worth $500!"
Friend 2: "Cool, but how much have you made walking so far?"
Friend 1: "Uh... $20."
Friend 2: "So you’re walking for years just to pay off your shoes?" 👟🫠
A: "Gods Unchained bought an NFT spaceship from Star Atlas."
B: "What did Splinterlands say?"
A: "They told them it was a trap card! 😂"
B: "Classic blockchain trolling! 🎯"