"Ethereum, what’s your resolution for next year?"
"To scale faster and make my gas fees affordable for everyone!"
"Any progress?"
"I’ve started running daily updates on my network!" 🎉
"Why did Ethereum set a New Year’s resolution?"
"To get even more scalable in 2025!"
"Does it usually stick to its resolutions?"
"Definitely! Every year it gets stronger with new upgrades!"
"Sounds like a New Year’s blockchain tradition!"
"Exactly, Ethereum’s always improving!" 🌟
"What’s Ethereum's New Year’s resolution?"
"To stop gaslighting everyone!"
"Gaslighting?"
"Yeah, Ethereum wants to lower its gas fees so it doesn’t confuse its users anymore!"
"Is it working?"
"Well, they’re on track… but it's still a bit of a gas leak!"
"Maybe they should switch to a 'burn' system instead?"
"Now you're talking!" 🔥
A crypto miner made a New Year’s resolution to "live more in the present." But his mining rig had other ideas—kept talking about the future... of Ethereum 2.0 and endless gas fees.
My New Year’s resolution is to HODL.
So far, I’ve only HODLed my losses. 🎉📉