Friend 1: "I spent $300 on StepN shoes, but I’ll make it back soon!"
Friend 2: "You could’ve spent $20 on a taxi and saved yourself the effort."
Friend 1: "But then I wouldn’t own NFTs!"
Friend 2: "Instead, you own regret." 🚖💀
Ethereum: "I’m creating a decentralized roller coaster!"
Polkadot: "I’m ensuring the ride connects smoothly!"
Bitcoin: "I’m paying for the ride with stablecoins, no surprises!"
Ethereum: "But I hope we don’t hit a gas fee at the top!"
Polkadot: "Don’t worry, the ride is fully synced!"
Bitcoin: "And I’ll make sure the fee stays low!" 🎢
If Ethereum gas fees were a roller coaster, you’d be screaming for the next up… and down! 🎢
But at the end of the ride, you realize: it’s all worth it for the thrill of decentralized finance! 🔥💸