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Cashing out in the game: the road to ruin

Boy: "I cashed everything out from the game! I told you these games can make money!"

Girl: "You cashed out $50, and we can’t even afford dinner!"

Boy: "But you don’t get it, this is just the beginning, the big money will come!"

Girl: "So you’re planning to spend another $50 on new games?" 🎮💸

Ethereum, Dogecoin, and Bitcoin Cash on a Road Trip:

Ethereum: "I’m taking the decentralized route!"
Dogecoin: "I’m here for the meme stops along the way!"
Bitcoin Cash: "I’m avoiding toll roads, no fees for me!"
Ethereum: "Let’s just make sure we have enough gas to get there."
Dogecoin: "Haha, bro, we’re making this trip legendary!"
Bitcoin Cash: "I’m paying for the snacks with no extra charges!" 🚗

Ethereum, Shiba Inu, and Bitcoin Cash on a Road Trip:

Ethereum: "I’m taking the decentralized route, guys!"
Shiba Inu: "I’m just here for the ride and the memes!"
Bitcoin Cash: "Let’s take the highway, I’m fast and low-fee!"
Ethereum: "You two are way too centralized for me."
Shiba Inu: "Yeah, but at least we don’t get stuck in gas fees!"
Bitcoin Cash: "True, let’s keep the speed up and leave Ethereum behind!" 🚗

Ethereum on a Road Trip:

"Ethereum, why are we stuck in traffic?"
"Congestion in the network. Happens every time gas prices spike!"
"Can’t we take a shortcut?"
"Only if we upgrade to the Layer-2 highway!" 🚗

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