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Decentraland’s School 📚

Why is Decentraland’s school so quiet?

Because all the students are “staking” their homework! 📝

Squid Game Wizard School

At the Squid Game Wizard School, students learn to cast spells like ‘Liquidity Pull,’ ‘Gas Fee Blast,’ and the ever-popular ‘Rug Pull Curse.’ But when the final exam rolls around, they realize the only way to pass is to survive the “Red Light” challenge—without any transactions!

Crypto Driving School

My driving instructor is a crypto trader.

He only teaches how to handle crashes. 🚗📉

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