Boy: "I thought we’d save on the wedding to invest in crypto."
Girl: "I thought you wanted to save for a ring."
Boy: "But look, your engagement stone is now on the blockchain!" 💍🔗
Girl: "I don’t need a wedding with cryptocurrency. I want a real diamond!" 💎
I went to a wedding in The Sandbox…
But the bride just "lagged" down the aisle! 😆
- "I just bred two Axies!"
- "Congrats! Did they at least go on a date first?"
- "No time for that, it’s all about efficiency."
- "So, it’s less romance, more ROI?" 💍
"Ethereum, why are you at the altar?"
"I’m officiating—this is a smart contract marriage!"
"Is it legal?"
"Only on the blockchain!" 💍