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With an annual inflation rate of 7.5%, you’ll lose half of your dollars in 9 years.

I found a way to beat this rate. It's Bitcoin! In just one year, I lost almost half of my money.

Ethereum’s New Year Resolution:

"Ethereum, what’s your resolution for next year?"
"To scale faster and make my gas fees affordable for everyone!"
"Any progress?"
"I’ve started running daily updates on my network!" 🎉

Ethereum's New Year’s Resolution 🥳

"What’s Ethereum's New Year’s resolution?"
"To stop gaslighting everyone!"
"Gaslighting?"
"Yeah, Ethereum wants to lower its gas fees so it doesn’t confuse its users anymore!"
"Is it working?"
"Well, they’re on track… but it's still a bit of a gas leak!"
"Maybe they should switch to a 'burn' system instead?"
"Now you're talking!" 🔥

If drops were music, crypto would be the DJ of the year!

The beat drops, the market drops, and the dance floor fills up! 🎧🎶 In the world of crypto, every drop is a new track to jam to!

The Crypto Miner’s New Year’s Resolution

A crypto miner made a New Year’s resolution to "live more in the present." But his mining rig had other ideas—kept talking about the future... of Ethereum 2.0 and endless gas fees.

Crypto New Year

My resolution?

To not sell Bitcoin during a panic… again. 🎆🤦‍♂️

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