I found a way to beat this rate. It's Bitcoin! In just one year, I lost almost half of my money.
"Ethereum, what’s your resolution for next year?"
"To scale faster and make my gas fees affordable for everyone!"
"Any progress?"
"I’ve started running daily updates on my network!" 🎉
"What’s Ethereum's New Year’s resolution?"
"To stop gaslighting everyone!"
"Gaslighting?"
"Yeah, Ethereum wants to lower its gas fees so it doesn’t confuse its users anymore!"
"Is it working?"
"Well, they’re on track… but it's still a bit of a gas leak!"
"Maybe they should switch to a 'burn' system instead?"
"Now you're talking!" 🔥
The beat drops, the market drops, and the dance floor fills up! 🎧🎶 In the world of crypto, every drop is a new track to jam to!
A crypto miner made a New Year’s resolution to "live more in the present." But his mining rig had other ideas—kept talking about the future... of Ethereum 2.0 and endless gas fees.
My resolution?
To not sell Bitcoin during a panic… again. 🎆🤦♂️