I found a way to beat this rate. It's Bitcoin! In just one year, I lost almost half of my money.
"What’s Ethereum's New Year’s resolution?"
"To stop gaslighting everyone!"
"Gaslighting?"
"Yeah, Ethereum wants to lower its gas fees so it doesn’t confuse its users anymore!"
"Is it working?"
"Well, they’re on track… but it's still a bit of a gas leak!"
"Maybe they should switch to a 'burn' system instead?"
"Now you're talking!" 🔥
A crypto miner made a New Year’s resolution to "live more in the present." But his mining rig had other ideas—kept talking about the future... of Ethereum 2.0 and endless gas fees.