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Hamster | The Yield Farm 🌾🐹

Hamster: 'I’m farming yields!' Me: 'What are you growing?' Hamster: 'Sunflower seeds, of course!'

Yield Farmville

I started a yield farming game. Now I spend my weekends harvesting imaginary crops and praying APYs don’t dry up. 🌾💧

Stake Wars: Return of the Yield

What’s the most intense crypto game? Stake Wars! Only one survives when the APY drops to zero. ⚔️📉

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