GM Monsters donโ€™t go to the moon. The moon comes to them.

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Ah, the eternal crypto dream: "When moon?" ๐Ÿš€ Every degen and their grandma have whispered these words into the blockchain void, hoping for an answer. But while mere mortals stare at charts and pray to Satoshi, there exists a rare breed of beings who don’t chase the moon—it chases them.

Enter the GM Monsters. ๐Ÿ‘น These creatures don’t fumble their bags, they don’t rage-quit at the first red candle, and they certainly don’t sell for a modest 2x profit. They HODL like absolute lunatics—and the universe rewards their insanity. ๐ŸŒŒ

What Makes a GM Monster?

1๏ธโƒฃ Diamond Hands ๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹ – They laugh in the face of volatility. Liquidations? That’s just a Tuesday.

2๏ธโƒฃ Unshakable Optimism ๐ŸŒž – The market could be burning, and they’d still start their day with a cheerful “GM”.

3๏ธโƒฃ Magnetic Gravity ๐Ÿงฒ – While others FOMO into the next pump, GM Monsters attract gains effortlessly. The moon, humbled by their power, just pulls up to say hello. ๐ŸŒ•

The Moon Comes to Them

Picture this: The market crashes. Twitter melts down. Crypto bros weep into their ramen noodles. ๐Ÿœ But the GM Monsters? They’re just chilling. Maybe throwing some memes into the void. Maybe staking some random altcoin for a laugh. And then—boom. The charts reverse. The moon, sensing its rightful owners, beelines straight for them. ๐Ÿš€

Because the truth is simple: GM Monsters don’t chase. They manifest.

So next time someone asks, “When moon?”, just smile and say:

"Bro, the moon’s already on its way. Just be a GM Monster.”

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