GM Monsters don’t go to the moon. The moon comes to them.

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Ah, the eternal crypto dream: "When moon?" 🚀 Every degen and their grandma have whispered these words into the blockchain void, hoping for an answer. But while mere mortals stare at charts and pray to Satoshi, there exists a rare breed of beings who don’t chase the moon—it chases them.

Enter the GM Monsters. 👹 These creatures don’t fumble their bags, they don’t rage-quit at the first red candle, and they certainly don’t sell for a modest 2x profit. They HODL like absolute lunatics—and the universe rewards their insanity. 🌌

What Makes a GM Monster?

1️⃣ Diamond Hands 💎✋ – They laugh in the face of volatility. Liquidations? That’s just a Tuesday.

2️⃣ Unshakable Optimism 🌞 – The market could be burning, and they’d still start their day with a cheerful “GM”.

3️⃣ Magnetic Gravity 🧲 – While others FOMO into the next pump, GM Monsters attract gains effortlessly. The moon, humbled by their power, just pulls up to say hello. 🌕

The Moon Comes to Them

Picture this: The market crashes. Twitter melts down. Crypto bros weep into their ramen noodles. 🍜 But the GM Monsters? They’re just chilling. Maybe throwing some memes into the void. Maybe staking some random altcoin for a laugh. And then—boom. The charts reverse. The moon, sensing its rightful owners, beelines straight for them. 🚀

Because the truth is simple: GM Monsters don’t chase. They manifest.

So next time someone asks, “When moon?”, just smile and say:

"Bro, the moon’s already on its way. Just be a GM Monster.”

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