Why did the crypto investor bring a rug to the meeting?
To feel prepared in case they got pulled again.
Why do miners drink so much coffee?
Because they're always working on proof of stake-outs.
My crypto wallet is like my fridge.
I open it every 10 minutes, but there's still nothing inside.
HODL sounds great until your portfolio feels like you're holding a hot potato.
Why did the blockchain developer get lost?
He couldn't find the right "block" to chain to.
How do you cheer up a crypto trader in a bear market?
Tell them they’re just hibernating profits.