Ah, the crypto space—where logic takes a backseat, and the only rule is: "If it makes no sense, it makes money." In this world of decentralized chaos, one question stands out: why waste your time, energy, and resources developing a working product when you can simply airdrop tokens and let the hype do the rest?
Step 1: Create a Cool Name
Forget coding or solving real-world problems; the first step is to come up with a flashy name for your project. Something like MoonShiba Inu DAO or MetaQuantum ApeVerse. It doesn’t matter if it sounds ridiculous—just make sure it includes at least one buzzword.
Step 2: Design a Fancy Logo
Your logo is your brand, so spend 90% of your budget on a graphic designer. Make it shiny, futuristic, and full of promises that you'll never deliver.
Step 3: Write a Whitepaper No One Reads
Here’s the trick: the more complicated it sounds, the better. Throw in phrases like "layer-2 scalability," "cross-chain compatibility," and "revolutionizing decentralized ecosystems." Does it make sense? Absolutely not. Does it need to? Absolutely not.
Step 4: Airdrop Tokens Like Confetti
Who needs a product when you can give away free money? Announce a massive airdrop and watch as thousands of people scramble to join your Telegram channel. Suddenly, you’re a "community-driven project" with zero effort.
Step 5: HODL the Hype
The beauty of an airdrop is that it creates instant FOMO. Who cares if your token has no utility? As long as it’s listed on some obscure exchange, people will trade it like it’s the next Bitcoin.
Step 6: Profit (?)
At this point, your token might pump purely from speculation. Sure, someone will eventually ask, “But what does it actually do?” Just reply with, “We’re in stealth development mode.” Boom—instant credibility.