Splinterlands: "Gas fees are so high, I can’t summon any monsters!"
Star Atlas: "I can’t even deploy my fleet!"
Gods Unchained: "I can’t pray either. Even divine connection costs gas now."
Splinterlands: "What’s the solution?"
Gods Unchained: "Switch to proof-of-prayer blockchain. Cheaper, but you have to be devout. 🙏⛓️"
In the last level of the game, all your tokens are burned, but the developers tell you, “It’s part of the story.” 🔥🎮
Why do gamers love altcoins? Because losing 90% of your portfolio feels like beating a level on ultra-hard mode! 🎮💀