Boy: "My Axies are bringing in more profits, I’ll be able to buy a house soon!"
Girl: "But aren’t you afraid it’ll be like diarrhea? At some point, your tokens will just disappear, and you’ll be left sitting with this."
Boy: "No, it’s just growth!"
Girl: "Growth that ends suddenly, and your dreams will leave with a smell." 💩🏠
Boy: "My Axies are fighting in the tournament, I’ll cash out tons of tokens soon!"
Girl: "Hold on, are you sure this isn’t just Axie Infinity diarrhea? Wins at first, then, as always, disappointments."
Boy: "Don’t worry, I’ll be in profit soon!"
Girl: "You’re already in the red, and all that’s ahead is the smell of disappointment." 💩💥
Boy: "My Axies are growing, I’ll soon earn enough for a new computer!"
Girl: "Aren’t you afraid it’ll end like diarrhea? Tokens grow at first, then you’re sitting on the toilet, not knowing what to do."
Boy: "It’s just a temporary correction!"
Girl: "Your correction is here, and it doesn’t smell so good." 💩💻
Boy: "Got an airdrop! Now I have a whole bunch of tokens!"
Girl: "Don’t get too excited. Those tokens could be as fleeting as poop."
Boy: "But they promised the value will rise!"
Girl: "They promised they would grow, but in reality, your tokens will vanish like poop after diarrhea." 💩💸
Boy: "I’m going to cash out all my tokens, soon I’ll be rich!"
Girl: "Tokens cash out like diarrhea: you hope for profit, then you sit and regret."
Boy: "No, no, I did everything right!"
Girl: "Right? You’re already preparing for diarrhea on the toilet with those tokens." 💩📉
Boy: "I bought new tokens, they’ll skyrocket soon!"
Girl: "Aren’t you afraid it’ll be like poop: small at first, and then it all spills out on you?"
Boy: "No, it’s the future!"
Girl: "The future with a smell, sure." 💩🚀
Boy: "I bought a new cryptocurrency, it’s going to skyrocket soon!"
Girl: "You know, your love for tokens is stronger than your love for me!"
Boy: "You don’t get it, it’s money for the future!"
Girl: "What about the present? We can’t even buy a decent dinner!" 🍔💔
Boy: "I found a new token, its price just skyrocketed!"
Girl: "Did you find another cryptocurrency where we can lose all our money?"
Boy: "But this token is the chance for our future!"
Girl: "In our future, there will be an empty fridge and more debts if you don’t stop!" 💳❌
Boy: "I bought a new token, it’s the future, we’re in business now!"
Girl: "Did you buy a token with our last bit of money?"
Boy: "It’s our chance to get rich!"
Girl: "Rich? Or will we just live off virtual money?" 🏠💸
Why did the crypto investor bring a ladder to the token unlocking event?
Because they heard the market was about to take a big leap!
They’ll exchange their experiences!
A: "Why is Splinterlands hoarding all the tokens?"
B: "They’re feeding their monsters!" 🐉🍴
A: "What about Star Atlas?"
B: "They’re saving for a spaceship upgrade."
A: "And Gods Unchained?"
B: "They’re praying for a miracle drop. 🙏💎"
A: "Gods Unchained accidentally sent their tokens to Star Atlas."
B: "What happened next?"
A: "They got them back... but only after paying a cosmic handling fee! 🌌💰"
B: "Sounds like intergalactic shipping!"
A Star Atlas player complained, “My tokens are losing value!” Developer: "Did you try turning your spaceship off and on again?” 🚀
A Star Atlas player swapped all their tokens for a spaceship. Now they’re rich… in imaginary assets. 🛸
- "I’m renting out my Decentraland club."
- "What’s the rent?"
- "1 ETH per party."
- "So, the drinks are virtual, but the price is very real." 🍹
"Why does Ethereum throw the best token parties?"
"Because everyone brings their own token, and there’s no central authority!"
"Sounds like a decentralized blast!"
"Exactly! Ethereum knows how to throw a blockchain bash!"
"Do they have a DJ?"
"Of course! It's a smart contract DJ!" 🎧
"Why does Ethereum always carry so many tokens?"
"Because it’s addicted to diversity!"
"Is it a hoarder?"
"Not at all! It’s just collecting ERC-20 tokens like a pro!"
"Sounds like a token junkie!"
"Totally! But Ethereum always trades smart!" 💸
In Squid Game, you try to escape the deadly games. In crypto, you try to escape the endless cycle of pumps and crashes!
In Squid Game, you risk being burned alive. In crypto, you risk burning your tokens—and your hopes of ever being rich!
In Squid Game, they burn your soul. In crypto, the burn mechanism will burn your tokens until they’re worth nothing!
In Squid Game, they make you choose between deadly games. In crypto, the deadly game is choosing which token to invest in!
Just like in Squid Game, one wrong move and you’re eliminated. But in crypto, one rug pull and you’re in a panic selling frenzy.
In Squid Game, they hunt you. In crypto, the market hunts you. And it doesn’t even care if you’re winning or losing!
Surviving in Squid Game is tough. Surviving in crypto? Tougher. Especially when your token just took a 90% dip!
You thought you were safe holding tokens... But now, every time you check the price, you freeze like you’ve just seen a red light!
"What happens if Squid Game was tokenized?"
"Well, at least the winner gets an NFT, but the gas fees will kill them!" 🖼️💸
"What’s the most dangerous part of the Squid Game crypto version?"
"Staking Squid tokens – you never know when the rug will pull!" 🐙💀