Pump Jokes - Page 1

Bitcoin pumped 20%, but my debt grew 30%. Life’s unfair.

Crypto is like an emotional rollercoaster—one minute you’re up, the next, you’re in freefall! 🎢 But hey, the drop just makes the pump feel even better, right? 🌕 Just hold on tight!

• "What happens when you play Squid Game with tokens?"
• "First, you see the price pump, then… the dump!"
• "Just like the game, huh?"
• "Yeah, except in crypto, you don’t have to die to experience it!" 💸🔻

Hamster: "Why did you sell? It’s still going up!"
Trader: "Because nothing good happens after midnight... or during a pump."

Hamster: "Why are we pumping this coin?"
Trader: "Because someone has to buy my bags."

Building an altcoin portfolio is like Minecraft: dig deep, build fast, and hope creepers (scams) don’t blow it all up! ⛏️💣

"Hey, what are you playing?"
"Pump My Bags."
"Is that a new RPG?"
"No, just waiting for my altcoins to moon!" 🎮🚀

Why did the crypto trader start streaming? "I’m good at pumping… in games, of course!" 📹📈

I live for the pump.

Unfortunately, my wallet doesn’t. 💸📈

I stayed up for a pump at 3 a.m.

Now I need a nap—and a new portfolio. 😴📉

Why don’t crypto traders last in relationships?

Because they pump love fast and dump it faster. 💔📉

Why don’t crypto influencers play poker?

They fold too quickly after a pump.