Because they always keep it light and prove their worth!
A Star Atlas player went on a space date. "You’re out of this world!"
Partner: "Just like your crypto portfolio." 💫
What’s a Splinterlands monster’s dating profile? “Big teeth, loves long walks in the dungeon.” 🦷
Why did the God of War break up with the Goddess of Peace? “She kept saying, ‘Let’s resolve this!’” ❤️🔥
I tried to find love in Decentraland, but it was just a bunch of "bots" asking for a date! 😆
- "I signed up for Axie dating!"
- "What’s it like?"
- "You match with Axies that have high breeding rates."
- "Is it romantic?"
- "It’s all about the tokens, not the love." 💘
- "I launched a dating app in The Sandbox!"
- "What’s it called?"
- "Swipe to Stake."
- "Do people match?"
- "Only if their ETH balances align." 💕
- "I met someone in Decentraland yesterday!"
- "Was it love at first sight?"
- "Kinda… until I realized they’re just a hologram selling NFTs."
- "So, was it love or a ledger?" 💔
- "Met someone in Decentraland today."
- "Romance in the metaverse?"
- "Yeah, but they asked me to buy them an NFT first."
- "Ah, love on the blockchain. Always transactional." 💔
"What’s your profile bio, Ethereum?"
"Decentralized, scalable, and ready to commit (to Proof of Stake)."
"Any matches yet?"
"Yes, with Solana—but it’s complicated!"
"Why?"
"They keep racing me in transaction speed!" 💘
"Why did Ethereum go on a date with Bitcoin?"
"Because they both block their way into each other’s hearts!"
"Is it a good match?"
"Definitely! They both like proof-of-work but are looking for Proof-of-Stake!"
"So, they’re switching things up?"
"Yeah! It’s all about evolving together!" 💞
A guy joins a dating app called "SquidMatch," where you only get a match if you survive a series of challenges. His first date is with a girl named "Ethereum," but he gets stuck paying for gas fees. The date ends when he realizes, “I just got rug-pulled by love.”
I tried crypto dating.
My match? A rug pull. 💔⛓️
I joined a decentralized dating app.
Our first date was on the blockchain. 💑⛓️
Why don’t crypto traders last in relationships?
Because they pump love fast and dump it faster. 💔📉
Why don’t crypto enthusiasts date?
Because they can’t agree on who pays the "gas" fees.