Day 1: Found a tweet saying, “This coin will 100x! 🚀.” Bought $100 worth. Feeling like a genius.
Day 2: The same account tweets, “Oops, sold too soon.” Coin is down 50%.
Day 3: Another influencer says, “Diamond hands 💎🤲, don’t sell!” HODL mode activated.
Day 7: Coin is now worth $20. Decided to sell, but gas fees are $25.
Day 10: Saw a tweet, “The dip is your chance to buy!” Spent the remaining $20.
Day 30: My $100 investment has turned into a $5 meme NFT. But hey, I’m part of the community now!
Friend 1: "I just joined StepN! Now I get paid to walk!"
Friend 2: "That’s amazing! How much did you make today?"
Friend 1: "Well... I earned $0.50 after walking 10 kilometers. But don’t worry, it’ll pay off!"
Friend 2: "Sounds like you’re walking straight into bankruptcy." 🏃♂️💸
Boy: "I bought Bitcoin at the peak, and now it’s dropped to the bottom!"
Girl: "You died of disappointment before you saw the price rise again."
Boy: "But next time, I’ll do it right!"
Girl: "You don’t need the next time: you’ve become a victim of cryptocurrency death." 💀📉
Boy: "I invested in crypto, and here’s the result — bankruptcy!"
Girl: "You’ve survived the crypto death, but the real nightmare starts when you have to pay for the rent."
Boy: "I thought I could sell tokens and win!"
Girl: "You won one thing — death by disappointment and eternal regret." 💸⚰️
Boy: "I thought the play-to-earn game would provide for us! But instead, we’re just in the red."
Girl: "You forgot that play-to-earn games aren’t a bank, they’re just an illusion!"
Boy: "But I was sure I’d cash out a huge sum!"
Girl: "Now your balance is death by disappointment and debts for life." 🎮💀
Boy: "I invested my last money into crypto, but nothing worked out!"
Girl: "Listen, you’re not the first one to die from disappointment in crypto."
Boy: "But I thought I’d be successful!"
Girl: "You’ve been successful at one thing: living with bitter experience." ⚰️💀
Boy: "I won in a play-to-earn game and thought I’d become rich!"
Girl: "You won $20, and thought that was the end of poverty!"
Boy: "But I believed it would be more!"
Girl: "More? You died of disappointment before the tokens could even stack up." 🎮⚰️
Boy: "I’ve been investing in this cryptocurrency for so long, but it dropped 90%!"
Girl: "Listen, don’t you think we’ve already gone through this?"
Boy: "No, I was hoping it would rise again!"
Girl: "You’ve already survived death by disappointment. Now you just have to survive death by debt." 💸⚰️
Boy: "I won in a play-to-earn game, I’m going to cash it all out!"
Girl: "What? You don’t even know what to do with it!"
Boy: "Now I can buy some gadgets!"
Girl: "Or at least buy some real things so we don’t have to worry about rent!" 🏠💸
They’ll exchange their experiences!
They "freeze"!
Magic happens!
It "locks" and asks for a password!
They'll exchange memes, but no one will understand!
- "I launched a dating app in The Sandbox!"
- "What’s it called?"
- "Swipe to Stake."
- "Do people match?"
- "Only if their ETH balances align." 💕
"What’s your profile bio, Ethereum?"
"Decentralized, scalable, and ready to commit (to Proof of Stake)."
"Any matches yet?"
"Yes, with Solana—but it’s complicated!"
"Why?"
"They keep racing me in transaction speed!" 💘
Forget about boring apps, Ethereum is all about the decentralized ones—Dapps!
These apps are like a party where everyone’s invited, and no one has to ask permission. 🎉
So, next time you download a Dapp, just remember: it’s not just an app, it’s a revolution! 🌍
Crypto drops are like bad food—no matter how much you try to enjoy it, you just can’t.
And now I’m not hungry for profit either.
A guy joins a dating app called "SquidMatch," where you only get a match if you survive a series of challenges. His first date is with a girl named "Ethereum," but he gets stuck paying for gas fees. The date ends when he realizes, “I just got rug-pulled by love.”
In Squid Game, you might get kidnapped by a giant squid. In crypto, you just get kidnapped by your own FOMO!
I trusted DeFi for passive income.
Turns out, it was more like passive losses. 🏦📉