Friend 1: "I just joined StepN! Now I get paid to walk!"
Friend 2: "That’s amazing! How much did you make today?"
Friend 1: "Well... I earned $0.50 after walking 10 kilometers. But don’t worry, it’ll pay off!"
Friend 2: "Sounds like you’re walking straight into bankruptcy." 🏃♂️💸
Boy: "I bought Bitcoin at the peak, and now it’s dropped to the bottom!"
Girl: "You died of disappointment before you saw the price rise again."
Boy: "But next time, I’ll do it right!"
Girl: "You don’t need the next time: you’ve become a victim of cryptocurrency death." 💀📉
Boy: "I invested in crypto, and here’s the result — bankruptcy!"
Girl: "You’ve survived the crypto death, but the real nightmare starts when you have to pay for the rent."
Boy: "I thought I could sell tokens and win!"
Girl: "You won one thing — death by disappointment and eternal regret." 💸⚰️
Boy: "I thought the play-to-earn game would provide for us! But instead, we’re just in the red."
Girl: "You forgot that play-to-earn games aren’t a bank, they’re just an illusion!"
Boy: "But I was sure I’d cash out a huge sum!"
Girl: "Now your balance is death by disappointment and debts for life." 🎮💀
Boy: "I invested my last money into crypto, but nothing worked out!"
Girl: "Listen, you’re not the first one to die from disappointment in crypto."
Boy: "But I thought I’d be successful!"
Girl: "You’ve been successful at one thing: living with bitter experience." ⚰️💀
Boy: "I won in a play-to-earn game and thought I’d become rich!"
Girl: "You won $20, and thought that was the end of poverty!"
Boy: "But I believed it would be more!"
Girl: "More? You died of disappointment before the tokens could even stack up." 🎮⚰️
Boy: "I’ve been investing in this cryptocurrency for so long, but it dropped 90%!"
Girl: "Listen, don’t you think we’ve already gone through this?"
Boy: "No, I was hoping it would rise again!"
Girl: "You’ve already survived death by disappointment. Now you just have to survive death by debt." 💸⚰️
I trusted DeFi for passive income.
Turns out, it was more like passive losses. 🏦📉