Because they hide all the details, but you still find them fast! 🚀
They know the price of Bitcoin is just a phase! 📉
I told her, “It’s the perfect environment for mining!” 💡
They’re either staring at charts or fixing rigs at 3 a.m. 🔧
To cool down their overheated rigs. ❄️
My strongest monster was taken out by a chicken. Never underestimate poultry.
Boyfriend: "I reached 10,000 steps today! StepN is paying off!"
Girlfriend: "How much did you make for all that effort?"
Boyfriend: "$3. Isn’t it amazing?"
Girlfriend: "You’re walking 10 kilometers for $3 while I’m walking out the door for free."
Boyfriend: "Wait! Don’t go!"
Girlfriend: "Sorry, I’m stepping out of this relationship." 👟💔
Boyfriend: "StepN has changed my life! I walk, I earn, I feel amazing!"
Girlfriend: "That’s great, but you spend more time walking than with me."
Boyfriend: "I’m doing it for us! The more I walk, the more I earn!"
Girlfriend: "Well, you’ve walked far enough to leave this relationship." 🏃♂️💔
Friend 1: "I just leveled up my StepN shoes! It cost me $200, but now I’ll earn more!"
Friend 2: "And how long will it take to recover that $200?"
Friend 1: "About a year, but hey, at least I’m exercising!"
Friend 2: "Exercising your patience, I see." 🏃♀️⏳
Friend 1: "I just joined StepN! Now I get paid to walk!"
Friend 2: "That’s amazing! How much did you make today?"
Friend 1: "Well... I earned $0.50 after walking 10 kilometers. But don’t worry, it’ll pay off!"
Friend 2: "Sounds like you’re walking straight into bankruptcy." 🏃♂️💸
Boy: "I cashed out money from Upland, now I’m rich!"
Girl: "I don’t think you’re that rich, since you couldn’t even cash out your stomach on time!"
Boy: "But actually, I can sell my land and become a millionaire!"
Girl: "You’d be rich if you could cash anything out of your stomach!" 💩💵
Boy: "I invested in Axie Infinity, and my tokens are growing!"
Girl: "Hold on, it could be like diarrhea: you thought everything was under control, and now your tokens are disappearing, and you don’t know what to do."
Boy: "But I still believe in these Axies!"
Girl: "You believe in them? They’re not just your tokens, but your dreams going down the toilet!" 💩💰
Ethereum, because it’s always "ahead" of the others!
Because they know that the more blocks, the more opportunities!
Because they know how to "rise" even in the toughest situations!
Because it’s always changing its behavior!
Because it had all the time in the world to confirm everything. ⏳🔗
A: "Why didn’t Star Atlas join the Gods Unchained tournament?"
B: "Their fleet was stuck in blockchain traffic. Too many pending transactions! ⛓️🚦"
A: "Splinterlands must’ve sped right through."
B: "Of course! They use monster-sized gas optimizations! 🐉💨"
- "I bought a private island in Decentraland!"
- "What’s on it?"
- "Just a palm tree and a hammock."
- "Sounds peaceful. How much did it cost?"
- "5 ETH. The palm tree was extra." 🏝️
In Squid Game, you die in a game. In crypto, you die in a meme coin pump-and-dump!