It’s always on—and draining my battery. 🔋
I told him, “Yep, going to the moon... just waiting for my coins!” 🌕
It cries when it’s too hot and costs a fortune to keep happy. 💵
It keeps me up all night and drains my wallet! 🍼
I told him I'm mining for the future—Mars coins!
Boy: "I cashed out money from Upland, now I’m rich!"
Girl: "I don’t think you’re that rich, since you couldn’t even cash out your stomach on time!"
Boy: "But actually, I can sell my land and become a millionaire!"
Girl: "You’d be rich if you could cash anything out of your stomach!" 💩💵
Boy: "I earned a ton of coins in Splinterlands, but my cards still don’t bring any income!"
Girl: "You’re like diarrhea — the harder you try, the more it goes wrong."
Boy: "But I won’t give up, I’m on the hunt for new cards!"
Girl: "You’re hunting for rare cards, but all you’re catching are poop." 💩🎮
Boy: "I won a few matches in Splinterlands, now I’m definitely going to get rich!"
Girl: "You can’t even control your card collection, how do you think you’ll control your earnings?"
Boy: "It’s like diarrhea after a BBQ, I’m sure everything will get better soon!"
Girl: "Well, at least it’s as quick as disappointment hits." 💩🎮
Boy: "I just sold a few Axies! Look how rich I am!"
Girl: "Careful, you’re like diarrhea: it starts smooth, but ends up in an unpleasant situation."
Boy: "It’ll be fine, it’s just a temporary dip!"
Girl: "Dip? It’s like poop: it comes unexpectedly, and leaves with a smell." 💩🚀
Boy: "I finally cashed out tokens from Axie Infinity! I’m one step closer to a million!"
Girl: "Are you sure? Usually, it’s like diarrhea: everything starts fine, but at some point, it all spirals out of control."
Boy: "But I cashed out, so everything’s going to be fine!"
Girl: "You only cashed out... your dreams." 💩💭
Boy: "I’m so happy I started playing Axie Infinity! My Axies are giving me tons of tokens!"
Girl: "Careful, it’s like diarrhea: everything’s great at first, but then all your tokens melt away, like... well, you know."
Boy: "But I still believe in the future!"
Girl: "You believe in a future with the smell of diarrhea!" 💩🎮
Boy: "I invested in tokens, and I think this is a gold mine!"
Girl: "A gold mine, you say? It’s more like diarrhea: sometimes it feels good, but then it’s not what you expected!"
Boy: "You don’t get it, there’s going to be big growth!"
Girl: "Or there’s going to be a big... explosion on the toilet!" 💩🚽
Boy: "I studied this project for so long! It’s going to be a success for sure!"
Girl: "Or it’ll be like diarrhea — you won’t even have time to prepare!"
Boy: "I checked the charts, everything’s confirmed!"
Girl: "Charts are fine, but diarrhea can’t be predicted." 💩📈
Boy: "Look, my crypto is growing!"
Girl: "That’s not growth, it’s like diarrhea: you start small, and then there’s nowhere to run!"
Boy: "But in the future, I’ll make money!"
Girl: "The future that’s like diarrhea — fast at first, and then you’ll end up in the toilet." 💩📉
Boy: "I invested in Bitcoin, and its price skyrocketed!"
Girl: "Be careful, it could be like diarrhea: it starts with a small amount, and then you can’t stop!"
Boy: "That’s a great sign of growth!"
Girl: "Growth? You’ll end up on the toilet with that crypto!" 💩📉
Investor 1: "Anything with your crypto portfolio? Everything as usual?"
Investor 2: "Yeah, it’s like my life — full of unexpected twists!" 🎢💥
Investor 1: "I hope those twists lead to profit!" 💸
Investor 1: "Did you upgrade your Ethereum to 2.0?"
Investor 2: "Yeah, now it’s like a new fashion — you have to stay updated with the latest trends!" 👗💻
Investor 1: "So far, it looks more like a fashion glitch than a trend!" 😂
Because every page tells a story!
Because there are always too many "discussions"!
Litecoin. It's always "in the shade."
Because it’s always changing its behavior!
A pizza with multiple layers. The more layers, the longer it takes to cook!
Because it should be with you when you're "gasping" from fear!
Ethereum isn’t about illusion; it’s about making the impossible possible—with a little bit of cryptographic magic. ✨
Just like magic, you don’t always see the work behind the scenes, but you sure feel the results. 🔮
So if you want some real-world alchemy, look no further than Ethereum! 🧙♂️
Hot market drops are the best time to scoop up some coins! 🔥🔥 Grab them while they’re still sizzling!
Every dip is a chance to scoop up more coins, right? Drop, and I’m in! 📉 The only thing I’m afraid of is missing out on the chance to buy low.
When the market drops, it’s trending everywhere—except this time, the hype isn't for a new album, it’s for your portfolio's potential! 🔥🎶
The market never stays still, it’s always in motion, creating waves of opportunity. 🌊 The key is knowing when to ride the wave and when to dive deeper. 🏄♂️
Just like my attempts at dancing, the crypto market can drop unpredictably. But with the right moves, it can turn into a masterpiece! 💃
It’s always at the worst possible moment that the market drops, and my internet goes out! 😬 Guess I’ll just HODL through it and wait for the connection to come back. 📶