They asked, “Is that like planting seeds?” 🌱
He asked if I dig holes in my backyard. ⛏️
She said, “With what? Another GPU?” 😂
It responded, “Not without more GPUs, buddy!” 🖥️
She didn’t know I meant GPUs! 🖥️
She said, “Does it also need a lawyer for our divorce?” 😡
Their rigs are the real MVPs of heating! 🔥
Now he wants a share of the profits! 💼
Turns out, it’s about burning electricity! ⚡
Now they think I live in a data center. 🖥️
She said, “Purrfect seat, it’s so warm!” 😹
He said, “That explains why you look so burnt out!”
Now they’re disappointed they don’t do homework.
She said, “Then dig up enough for the electricity bill!”
I finally got a Gold Foil card… It’s still worth less than my coffee.
Investor 1: "Did you buy an NFT?"
Investor 2: "Yeah! I invested in digital art!"
Investor 1: "Is that like buying a ticket to the future?"
Investor 2: "Well, if the future is a price that flies all over the place!" 😂💎
Investor 1: "How do you feel about the block on the blockchain?"
Investor 2: "Well, sometimes they keep everything together, and sometimes they just keep my budget together!" 💰
Investor 1: "It’s like trying to build a house out of blocks that keep falling!" 🏠🧱
Because every page tells a story!
He has a fever of 40. If it reaches 42, he will almost certainly die."
The trader opens his eyes and whispers: "At 41.8 — sell!
Because they caught a virus. 🤒💻
Because they caught a virus. 🤒💻
A Splinterlands player thought they found a gold mine. They mined for hours.
5 minutes later: “I found a pile of dust… and one spider.” 🕷️
Why do Gods Unchained players love gold cards? Because even the gods appreciate “bling.” ✨
Ethereum isn’t for the faint of heart—it’s for those who are ready to take risks and create a decentralized world. 💪🌍
It’s like jumping into a rollercoaster of opportunity where you’re the one steering the ride. 🎢
But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the thrill of the decentralized rush! 😎
Sometimes, Ethereum’s gas fees can feel like burning cash, but in the end, it’s all about turning it into gold! 💰
The price of ETH might go up, the gas fees might go down, but the value? Always rising! 📈
And let’s be honest, who doesn’t want a little gold in their pocket, right? 💎
It’s not just the market dropping, it’s the chill that comes with it! 🥶 Better grab a blanket and a hot cup of HODL to keep warm! ☕🧣
A guy told his friend, "I told you to buy Bitcoin when it was at $1!" The friend replied, "Yeah, but you also told me to buy those 'limited edition' Beanie Babies in 1995, remember?"
Crypto exchanges should add trade cooldowns. "Sorry, you’ve panic-sold too many times today." 😂⛔
I saved my progress in the game... and backed up my seed phrase. Safety first! 💾🔐
I left my cold wallet outside.
Now it’s frozen, and so are my assets. ❄️📱