She said, “With what? Another GPU?” 😂
To survive the constant “whirr” of his rigs. 🤯
Bought a card during the hype. Its value is now “priceless.” Literally.
Sold my card for profit. Two days later, it’s worth double. Genius!
Boy: "I bought land in Upland, now I have property in one of the most prestigious areas!"
Girl: "That’s cool, but are you sure your digestive system will survive this deal?"
Boy: "Of course, now I have money, I can handle everything!"
Girl: "I’m not sure you’ll be able to control your finances if diarrhea ruins everything!" 💩💰
To ride the waves of market volatility. 🚤🌊
The market's crashing, but your portfolio's laughing! 🤣 When crypto drops, just remember—buy the dip! It's not just a market trend, it’s an opportunity to bounce back. Just don’t forget to HODL through the drops, like a true crypto enthusiast. 🤑
Every dip is just an opportunity to build a solid portfolio. Think of it like building a house—laying a strong foundation at the drop. 🏠💎
I bought the dip yesterday.
Then it dipped again today.
I guess it’s just like my hopes and dreams—always going lower.
I told my friends I was buying the dip.
But deep down, I was really just buying more stress and a headache.
At least it’s cheaper than therapy!
In Squid Game, it’s red light, green light. In crypto, it’s red market, green market—except no one knows when it’s safe to move!