Boy: "I sold my land in Upland, now I’m a millionaire!"
Girl: "Only if you hold back your urges, or diarrhea might bankrupt you!"
Boy: "You don’t get it, I earned!"
Girl: "You earned, but your stomach took everything you had!" 💩💵
Boy: "I’m playing Upland and cashing out money!"
Girl: "Are you sure your stomach will handle that kind of load?"
Boy: "What, you don’t believe in my abilities?"
Girl: "Last time, you didn’t cash out money, you cashed out... well, anything!" 💩🎮
Boy: "I bought land in Upland, now I have property in one of the most prestigious areas!"
Girl: "That’s cool, but are you sure your digestive system will survive this deal?"
Boy: "Of course, now I have money, I can handle everything!"
Girl: "I’m not sure you’ll be able to control your finances if diarrhea ruins everything!" 💩💰
Boy: "A new block has opened in Upland with amazing views!"
Girl: "Is there a new toilet nearby? You won’t be able to enjoy the views for long!"
Boy: "That’s a bit too much!"
Girl: "Don’t worry, soon you’ll be looking at toilet paper instead." 💩🚽
Boy: "I bought a whole block in Upland, now I’ll sit back and enjoy!"
Girl: "You won’t be able to sit still — your stomach is already searching for a toilet!"
Boy: "But I thought the money in Upland would calm me down!"
Girl: "Money won’t save you from diarrhea, trust me!" 💩💸
Boy: "I invested in Upland and now I can cash out money!"
Girl: "Don’t you think you’re risking more than if you went on vacation with diarrhea?"
Boy: "I hope it’ll pay off!"
Girl: "I hope you’re not the first one to exit the game while sitting on the toilet." 💩🎲
Boy: "I bought tons of land in Upland, now I’ll be rich!"
Girl: "Are you sure you’re rich? To me, your land looks more like poop than assets!"
Boy: "You don’t get it, these are virtual assets!"
Girl: "So you’re not afraid they’ll bring you the same problems as diarrhea?" 💩💻
Boy: "I cashed out money from Upland, now I’m rich!"
Girl: "I don’t think you’re that rich, since you couldn’t even cash out your stomach on time!"
Boy: "But actually, I can sell my land and become a millionaire!"
Girl: "You’d be rich if you could cash anything out of your stomach!" 💩💵
Boy: "I’m making money by selling property in Upland!"
Girl: "Aren’t you afraid this is like empty land… just like your stomach after morning coffee?"
Boy: "But here are real money!"
Girl: "That’s what you said. And just like your assets in Upland, the money doesn’t stick around long." 💩💵
Boy: "I bought my first piece of land in Upland, now I’ll start making money!"
Girl: "And I bought diarrhea medicine, and that’s clearly more useful!"
Boy: "But you don’t get it, you can earn a lot in Upland!"
Girl: "You’d better learn to control your body, because no amount of money will help with that diarrhea!" 💩💊
Boy: "I sold my land in Upland for $50!"
Girl: "You sold land in a game, but your diarrhea is still unsold!"
Boy: "But this is a real asset, I cashed it out!"
Girl: "Yeah, and your money is like poop — useless!" 💩💰
Boy: "I bought so much property in Upland, I can sell everything and become a billionaire!"
Girl: "You definitely don’t need to invest more in Upland, you should go to the toilet — that could also bring profit!"
Boy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because just like in Upland, you can't avoid diarrhea!" 💩🚽
Boy: "I'm in Upland, and here are my super assets!"
Girl: "You could’ve cleaned the apartment in the meantime… at least from the poop!"
Boy: "But in Upland, I can sell cities for money!"
Girl: "You’d better try to sell your lack of common sense, because it’s like diarrhea!" 💩💡
Boy: "I invested all my money in Upland, hoping to get rich!"
Girl: "Are you sure this is the best plan? Maybe you should treat your diarrhea instead?"
Boy: "But in Upland, you can win huge money!"
Girl: "You know that with Upland money, you can't even treat diarrhea!" 💩💸