Boy: "I’m playing Upland and cashing out money!"
Girl: "Are you sure your stomach will handle that kind of load?"
Boy: "What, you don’t believe in my abilities?"
Girl: "Last time, you didn’t cash out money, you cashed out... well, anything!" 💩🎮
Boy: "My Axies are bringing in more profits, I’ll be able to buy a house soon!"
Girl: "But aren’t you afraid it’ll be like diarrhea? At some point, your tokens will just disappear, and you’ll be left sitting with this."
Boy: "No, it’s just growth!"
Girl: "Growth that ends suddenly, and your dreams will leave with a smell." 💩🏠
Boy: "I added new food for the cats in Catizen!"
Girl: "New food? What about their stomachs? Or are you planning to feed them until they start… diarrhea-ing?"
Boy: "Don’t worry, everything will be fine!"
Girl: "You can level them up, but you can’t level up diarrhea in Catizen!" 💩🍽️
Boy: "I built an entire empire for my cats in Catizen!"
Girl: "You built an empire? But remember, your cats can create not only an empire but also… diarrhea!"
Boy: "Don’t worry, I have everything for their happiness!"
Girl: "You give them happiness, and they give you diarrhea! That’s their empire!" 💩👑
Investor 1: "Ethereum 2.0 is something incredible!"
Investor 2: "Yeah, just don’t forget that the updates come slowly… like a delayed internet bill payment!" 📶⌛
Investor 1: "Well, at least when it starts working, it’ll be like launching a rocket!" 🚀
They just "duplicate" their solutions!
A Gods Unchained player summoned a legendary card. “I’ve got a godly card!”
The card replied: “I’m retired.” 🏖️
"Why does Ethereum always complain about its wallet?"
"Because it’s constantly upgrading to hold more tokens!"
"Does it carry too many coins?"
"Not really—Ethereum prefers a decentralized wallet!"
"Sounds like it’s always managing crypto clutter!"
"Exactly! Ethereum’s wallet is scalable, but it still needs room for improvement!" 💸