Boy: "My Axies are bringing in more profits, I’ll be able to buy a house soon!"
Girl: "But aren’t you afraid it’ll be like diarrhea? At some point, your tokens will just disappear, and you’ll be left sitting with this."
Boy: "No, it’s just growth!"
Girl: "Growth that ends suddenly, and your dreams will leave with a smell." 💩🏠
Boy: "Wow, I cashed out my profits from Axie Infinity! I’m going to live like a king!"
Girl: "You know how this works, right? It’s like diarrhea – you think everything’s fine, then... well, you see where your money is going."
Boy: "Is it really that bad?"
Girl: "Not that bad, but your Axies are more like poop you can’t hide." 💩👑
Boy: "I invested in Axie Infinity, and my tokens are growing!"
Girl: "Hold on, it could be like diarrhea: you thought everything was under control, and now your tokens are disappearing, and you don’t know what to do."
Boy: "But I still believe in these Axies!"
Girl: "You believe in them? They’re not just your tokens, but your dreams going down the toilet!" 💩💰
Boy: "My Axies are winning every battle! I’m on my way to a big win!"
Girl: "Don’t you think it’s like diarrhea? At first, you think everything’s under control, then it all spirals out of control."
Boy: "But my Axies are so strong!"
Girl: "So strong, they handle your expectations… and your tokens!" 💩🦸♂️
Boy: "Look at my portfolio, I made money with Axie Infinity!"
Girl: "Well, at first, yes, but remember: cryptocurrency and Axie are like diarrhea. Everything’s fine until you realize your money’s gone down the toilet."
Boy: "But I’m sticking to my strategy!"
Girl: "Your strategy’s like diarrhea – you start happy, and end up in trouble." 💩💸
Boy: "I just sold a few Axies! Look how rich I am!"
Girl: "Careful, you’re like diarrhea: it starts smooth, but ends up in an unpleasant situation."
Boy: "It’ll be fine, it’s just a temporary dip!"
Girl: "Dip? It’s like poop: it comes unexpectedly, and leaves with a smell." 💩🚀
Boy: "My Axies are fighting in the tournament, I’ll cash out tons of tokens soon!"
Girl: "Hold on, are you sure this isn’t just Axie Infinity diarrhea? Wins at first, then, as always, disappointments."
Boy: "Don’t worry, I’ll be in profit soon!"
Girl: "You’re already in the red, and all that’s ahead is the smell of disappointment." 💩💥
Boy: "My Axies are growing, I’ll soon earn enough for a new computer!"
Girl: "Aren’t you afraid it’ll end like diarrhea? Tokens grow at first, then you’re sitting on the toilet, not knowing what to do."
Boy: "It’s just a temporary correction!"
Girl: "Your correction is here, and it doesn’t smell so good." 💩💻
Boy: "I finally cashed out tokens from Axie Infinity! I’m one step closer to a million!"
Girl: "Are you sure? Usually, it’s like diarrhea: everything starts fine, but at some point, it all spirals out of control."
Boy: "But I cashed out, so everything’s going to be fine!"
Girl: "You only cashed out... your dreams." 💩💭
Boy: "Look, I’ve earned 5000 tokens in Axie Infinity!"
Girl: "Well, good for you. But remember, cryptocurrency is like diarrhea: you start with tokens, and end up losing everything."
Boy: "But my Axies are a long-term investment!"
Girl: "Yeah, a long-term disaster, like diarrhea that doesn’t stop." 💩💸
Boy: "I’m so happy I started playing Axie Infinity! My Axies are giving me tons of tokens!"
Girl: "Careful, it’s like diarrhea: everything’s great at first, but then all your tokens melt away, like... well, you know."
Boy: "But I still believe in the future!"
Girl: "You believe in a future with the smell of diarrhea!" 💩🎮
- "Bro, I’m stuck in Axie battles all day."
- "Why don’t you take a break?"
- "I can’t. The leaderboard is life."
- "Ah, the infinite grind of Axie Infinity." 🎮