Boy: "I won in Upland, and I’m going to cash out all my money!"
Girl: "Are you sure this is a good idea? Last time after these games, you didn’t make it to the toilet for two hours!"
Boy: "But I’m sure this cash out will bring me happiness!"
Girl: "Or at least give your stomach some relief if nothing works out!" 💩🎮
Boy: "My Axies are winning every battle! I’m on my way to a big win!"
Girl: "Don’t you think it’s like diarrhea? At first, you think everything’s under control, then it all spirals out of control."
Boy: "But my Axies are so strong!"
Girl: "So strong, they handle your expectations… and your tokens!" 💩🦸♂️
Boy: "I just got an airdrop of tokens for Catizen!"
Girl: "Are you out of your mind? After this, your cats will get not only all the tokens but also diarrhea!"
Boy: "But they’re not real cats!"
Girl: "And not real tokens! Like diarrhea — it’ll all disappear, and you’ll be left with the aftermath!" 💩💸
Boy: "I put all our money into crypto! We’ll be millionaires!"
Girl: "What if it doesn’t work?"
Boy: "It will definitely work! You’ll see!"
A month later:
Boy: "Did you know our portfolio is in the red?"
Girl: "No, I didn’t. I thought you’d buy me a birthday gift..."
Boy: "A gift? Maybe I’ll buy you stocks instead — they’re way cheaper now!" 🎁📉
They’ll exchange their experiences!
Because there are always too many "discussions"!
Magic happens!
They'll exchange memes, but no one will understand!
– Bitcoin is what made me today’s wealth.
– Wow! And what’s your state now?
– Pre-heart attack.
Gas fees on Ethereum might be as high as the price of snacks at a gas station! 🍿⛽
But hey, every time you make a transaction, you’re basically fueling up for the future. ⛽💸
Just remember, you can’t have a smooth ride without a little bump in the gas fees. 🚗💥
"What happens when you mix DeFi and Squid Game?"
"You get endless liquidity… and a whole lot of liquidation events!" 💦💔