Boy: "I just got an airdrop of tokens for my cats!"
Girl: "Are you sure your cats will be happy with these tokens? Because it looks like they’ll get diarrhea instead!"
Boy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because an airdrop in Catizen is like new food for the cats, and in the end, they’ll all end up in the toilet!" 💩💸
Boy: "I just got an airdrop of tokens for Catizen!"
Girl: "Are you out of your mind? After this, your cats will get not only all the tokens but also diarrhea!"
Boy: "But they’re not real cats!"
Girl: "And not real tokens! Like diarrhea — it’ll all disappear, and you’ll be left with the aftermath!" 💩💸
Boy: "I got tokens! This was the best airdrop!"
Girl: "Best, you say? Not as good as you think. These tokens can drop in value just as fast as you’ll run to the bathroom after diarrhea."
Boy: "Well, I calculated everything!"
Girl: "You calculated, but they’ll disappear so fast you won’t even make it to the bathroom!" 💩🚽
Boy: "I’m going to cash out all my tokens I got from the airdrop!"
Girl: "Don’t worry, when they disappear, you’ll think it’s just like diarrhea you never saw coming."
Boy: "What? They won’t disappear for sure!"
Girl: "Like poop after diarrhea. Even if you cash out, they’ll vanish!" 💩🚽
Boy: "I got an airdrop! These new tokens are going to rise!"
Girl: "They might rise, but you know what happens when you eat too much — your stomach can’t handle it."
Boy: "Are you kidding me?"
Girl: "No, I’m just saying, your tokens will flush out quickly, like diarrhea!" 💩🎉
Boy: "I got an airdrop! All my crypto trades are in the green!"
Girl: "It’s like diarrhea: at first, everything seems fine, then the tokens disappear as quickly as poop down the toilet."
Boy: "But they promised everything would stay stable!"
Girl: "They promised stability, but as always, it’ll end in diarrhea." 💩📉
Boy: "Got an airdrop! Now I have a whole bunch of tokens!"
Girl: "Don’t get too excited. Those tokens could be as fleeting as poop."
Boy: "But they promised the value will rise!"
Girl: "They promised they would grow, but in reality, your tokens will vanish like poop after diarrhea." 💩💸
Boy: "I just got an airdrop! Tokens are just pouring in!"
Girl: "Yeah, just like diarrhea: first, everything seems fine, then the tokens disappear, like... well, you get it."
Boy: "You don’t understand, this is a real opportunity!"
Girl: "Opportunity? You just collected a bunch of tokens that will drop in value like diarrhea!" 💩🎉
I’m allergic to airdrops.
Every time I get one, I break out in losses. 🎈📉
I got an airdrop yesterday.
It was spam coins I can’t sell. 🎈💔
Why do crypto fans love free airdrops?
Because it’s the only thing they don’t have to HODL. 🎈💰