Boy: "I'm in Upland, and here are my super assets!"
Girl: "You could’ve cleaned the apartment in the meantime… at least from the poop!"
Boy: "But in Upland, I can sell cities for money!"
Girl: "You’d better try to sell your lack of common sense, because it’s like diarrhea!" 💩💡
Boy: "I cashed out my first profit from R-PLANET!"
Girl: "Congrats! You’re like a person who climbed out of a trash can!"
Boy: "Seriously, I’ll cash out more!"
Girl: "You’ll cash out one token at a time, but you’ll still be stuck in the poop pile." 💩🚀
Boy: "I invested in R-PLANET again, this will definitely lead to success!"
Girl: "Once again, you’re climbing up the ladder... or is it poop?"
Boy: "It’s a chance, I’m sure!"
Girl: "A chance to get rich, or a chance that you’ll end up in the poop again?" 💩🚀
Boy: "All these tokens in R-PLANET will bring me wealth soon!"
Girl: "Are you sure? You said the same thing when you started collecting poop for fertilizer!"
Boy: "But now it’s cryptocurrency!"
Girl: "When cryptocurrency turns into poop, that’s when you’ll definitely get rich!" 💩💎
Boy: "I’ve gathered enough R-PLANET tokens, now I’ll cash out!"
Girl: "And how much did you cash out?"
Boy: "Well, a little. But it’s just the beginning!"
Girl: "The beginning of what? The poop you’re trying to turn into coins?" 💩💸
Boy: "I’ve spent so much time mining in R-PLANET, I’m almost ready to cash out!"
Girl: "And how much did you cash out?"
Boy: "Well… 5 coins. But I’m sure it’ll be great soon!"
Girl: "You know, this reminds me of trying to flush diarrhea in the toilet… it’s never going to happen!" 💩
Boy: "Wow, I cashed out my profits from Axie Infinity! I’m going to live like a king!"
Girl: "You know how this works, right? It’s like diarrhea – you think everything’s fine, then... well, you see where your money is going."
Boy: "Is it really that bad?"
Girl: "Not that bad, but your Axies are more like poop you can’t hide." 💩👑
Boy: "My cats are traveling in Catizen!"
Girl: "Oh, that’s awesome! Just make sure they don’t forget to leave their 'marks' along the way!"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Girl: "Well, you know how it goes: as soon as the cat travels, there’s a mission to clean up after its diarrhea!" 💩✈️
Boy: "I built a house for my cat in Catizen!"
Girl: "Are you sure there won’t be poop in that house? Remember, Catizen isn’t just a game, it’s an epic tale of cats and their diarrhea!"
Boy: "But they’re not real cats!"
Girl: "No excuses! Even virtual cats leave their mark — not only in the house but also on the virtual lawns!" 💩🏠
Boy: "I leveled up my cat to level 10 in Catizen!"
Girl: "To level 10? What if your cat eats so much that it also gets diarrhea?"
Boy: "He’s not a real cat!"
Girl: "Doesn’t matter. In Catizen, there’s always room for diarrhea, so get ready for cats leaving poop everywhere!" 💩🐱
Boy: "Got an airdrop! Now I have a whole bunch of tokens!"
Girl: "Don’t get too excited. Those tokens could be as fleeting as poop."
Boy: "But they promised the value will rise!"
Girl: "They promised they would grow, but in reality, your tokens will vanish like poop after diarrhea." 💩💸
Boy: "I bought new tokens, they’ll skyrocket soon!"
Girl: "Aren’t you afraid it’ll be like poop: small at first, and then it all spills out on you?"
Boy: "No, it’s the future!"
Girl: "The future with a smell, sure." 💩🚀