They decompress, but just a little!
Boy: "I'm in Upland, and here are my super assets!"
Girl: "You could’ve cleaned the apartment in the meantime… at least from the poop!"
Boy: "But in Upland, I can sell cities for money!"
Girl: "You’d better try to sell your lack of common sense, because it’s like diarrhea!" 💩💡
Boy: "My Axies are growing, I’ll soon earn enough for a new computer!"
Girl: "Aren’t you afraid it’ll end like diarrhea? Tokens grow at first, then you’re sitting on the toilet, not knowing what to do."
Boy: "It’s just a temporary correction!"
Girl: "Your correction is here, and it doesn’t smell so good." 💩💻
They go to a "cold" wallet.
A Splinterlands player said, “Today is my lucky day!”
5 minutes later: “Why did I draw 5 cards... of goblins?” 🧟♂️
A Splinterlands player summoned their most powerful monster.
It sat there and said, “I’m off today, I’ll fight tomorrow.” 🛋️
The God of War took a day off. "I’m just going to chill today and let my cards fight." 🏖️
Why did Axie have a bad hair day?
Because it couldn’t find the right “blockchain” shampoo! 🧴
What does Axie do on its day off?
It takes a break from “battling” and just “mines” for a change! ⛏️
Why was Axie’s birthday party so popular?
Because everyone wanted to “breed” a great time! 🥳
"Ethereum, why’s your cake melting?"
"It’s too much gas—literally and figuratively!"
"Should we put it in the fridge?"
"Nope, the blockchain's already frozen!" 🎂
"Ethereum, how are you celebrating your birthday?"
"I’m throwing a decentralized party with smart contract cake!"
"Any presents?"
"Just more Layer-2 upgrades!" 🎂
"Happy Birthday, Ethereum! What’s your wish?"
"To finally achieve true scalability!"
"Any cake?"
"It’s a Layer-2 cake—fewer crumbs, faster delivery!" 🎂
"Ethereum, what do you do on your day off?"
"I take a break from all the blocks, just to relax in a sidechain!"
"And what do you do for fun?"
"I go to the DeFi pool and swim in liquidity!"
"Sounds like a relaxing day!"
"Definitely, just don’t charge me any gas fees!" 🏖️
"Why does Ethereum throw the best birthday parties?"
"Because every guest gets their own token as a gift!"
"Is it a big celebration?"
"Absolutely! There’s cake, and every slice is a block of joy!"
"So, it’s a decentralized party?"
"Exactly! No single person controls the fun!" 🎉
Forget about waiting for the future—Ethereum is already here, shaping it with every block! 🔮
When the world catches up, Ethereum will have already built the roads you’re walking on. 🛤️
So don’t wait for tomorrow—your crypto revolution starts now! 🚀
I swear, every drop feels like it’s happening for the 100th time.
Crypto's like a bad episode of Groundhog Day—just the same mistakes over and over again.
Maybe tomorrow will be different… or maybe not.
I logged into the metaverse for an epic quest, but the server said, “Maintenance Mode. Please try again tomorrow.” 🌌🛠️