Boy: "I earned a ton of coins in Splinterlands, but my cards still don’t bring any income!"
Girl: "You’re like diarrhea — the harder you try, the more it goes wrong."
Boy: "But I won’t give up, I’m on the hunt for new cards!"
Girl: "You’re hunting for rare cards, but all you’re catching are poop." 💩🎮
Boy: "I’m cashing everything out, just watch!"
Girl: "You really want to cash out $10 to spend it on a new game?"
Boy: "It’s a strategic move! I’ll put everything into tokens and make them more valuable!"
Girl: "How many more strategies do we need to get back at least some of the money you spent?" 💳💔
A Splinterlands player said, “Today is my lucky day!”
5 minutes later: “Why did I draw 5 cards... of goblins?” 🧟♂️
A Gods Unchained player said, “I’ve got the perfect deck!”
5 seconds later: “Well, my perfect deck just lost to a potato.” 🥔
A Splinterlands player said, “I’m going for strategy this time!”
2 minutes later: “Whoops, just drew 5 cards of the same monster.” 🧟♂️
A Splinterlands player opened a pack and got a card worth 1,000 tokens. "I guess luck really is on my side... for once!" 🍀
A Gods Unchained player got a legendary card from a booster pack. "Maybe the RNG gods are on my side." 🍀
A Splinterlands player drew a legendary card and screamed, “It’s worth more than my car!” 🚗