Boy: "I’m playing Upland and cashing out money!"
Girl: "Are you sure your stomach will handle that kind of load?"
Boy: "What, you don’t believe in my abilities?"
Girl: "Last time, you didn’t cash out money, you cashed out... well, anything!" 💩🎮
Boy: "I won in Upland, and I’m going to cash out all my money!"
Girl: "Are you sure this is a good idea? Last time after these games, you didn’t make it to the toilet for two hours!"
Boy: "But I’m sure this cash out will bring me happiness!"
Girl: "Or at least give your stomach some relief if nothing works out!" 💩🎮
Boy: "I earned a ton of coins in Splinterlands, but my cards still don’t bring any income!"
Girl: "You’re like diarrhea — the harder you try, the more it goes wrong."
Boy: "But I won’t give up, I’m on the hunt for new cards!"
Girl: "You’re hunting for rare cards, but all you’re catching are poop." 💩🎮
Boy: "My tokens just skyrocketed! I’ll cash out and become rich!"
Girl: "You’ll cash out like diarrhea: at first, it seems like happiness, then you’re sitting on the toilet waiting."
Boy: "But it’s crypto, it always grows!"
Girl: "It grows, but then you realize your tokens disappeared like poop." 💩💰
Boy: "I won $50 in a play-to-earn game! I’m going to cash it out now!"
Girl: "You think you’ll cash out like a normal person, but it’s going to be like diarrhea: you start happily, then everything drops."
Boy: "Nah, I’ve got it all figured out!"
Girl: "You’ve figured out how you’ll sit on the toilet with those $50." 💩🎮
Boy: "I thought the play-to-earn game would provide for us! But instead, we’re just in the red."
Girl: "You forgot that play-to-earn games aren’t a bank, they’re just an illusion!"
Boy: "But I was sure I’d cash out a huge sum!"
Girl: "Now your balance is death by disappointment and debts for life." 🎮💀
Boy: "I won in a play-to-earn game! We can get back everything we lost!"
Girl: "You won 100 tokens, but the debt is still a thousand."
Boy: "But look, our balance is growing!"
Girl: "It seems you forgot that tokens won’t buy us food!" 🍔📉
The latest reality show is a Squid Game-themed dating show. The contestants must survive multiple challenges: ‘Red Light, Green Light,’ ‘Tug of War with DeFi Tokens,’ and finally, the most dangerous of all—‘Meeting Their In-Laws with a Failed Crypto Investment.’
In Squid Game, you fear the red light. In the gasless era, you fear the price of ETH gas fees that halt your transactions!
In Squid Game, they burn your soul. In crypto, the burn mechanism will burn your tokens until they’re worth nothing!
In Squid Game, you risk your life for money. In Crypto, you risk your money for life.