It had too many emotional crashes lately. 😭
Ethereum, because it always helps you figure out complex situations!
Because they were feeling down with all the gas fees. ⛽💸
A Splinterlands monster walked into therapy. “I feel invisible.” Therapist: “Sounds like a stealth ability.” 🧠
- "My Axies are going to therapy."
- "For what?"
- "They’re suffering from battle fatigue."
- "Do they have insurance?"
- "They’re covered by blockchain health benefits." 🧠
- "My Axies are stressed from all the battles."
- "What are you doing about it?"
- "I sent them to a virtual therapist."
- "And what’s the therapy?"
- "Meditation and blockchain affirmations."
- "Let me guess, the therapist charges in ETH?" 🧘♂️
"Doctor, I feel fragmented!"
"Ethereum, you’re not alone. Many blockchains feel this way."
"Any advice?"
"Layer-2 therapy—it’ll help you scale your feelings." 🛋️
"Doctor, I feel like everyone’s using me!"
"Why do you say that, Ethereum?"
"They only come to me for transactions, but leave when gas fees rise."
"Have you tried Layer-2 group therapy?"
"Yes, but I still feel fragmented!" 🛋️
"Why did Ethereum visit a gas station?"
"To get therapy for its gas fees!"
"Did it work?"
"Not yet... but Ethereum’s planning to burn away its problems!"
"That sounds therapeutic!"
"It’s definitely a step in the right direction!" 🔥
In Squid Game, you fear the red light. In the gasless era, you fear the price of ETH gas fees that halt your transactions!
I held a funeral for my crypto investments.
They died from a rug pull. 🪦🧸
Therapist: “How do you feel?”
Trader: “Like my portfolio—volatile.” 🛋️📉
Therapist: "What brings you here?"
Trader: "FOMO."
Therapist: "When did it start?"
Trader: "When I missed Bitcoin at $1.