Investor 1: "I don’t even know what to think about cryptocurrency — everything is going up and down!"
Investor 2: "The key is not to panic! Like driving a manual car: just grip the wheel tighter!" 🚗💨
Investor 1: "What if I break the gearbox?"
Investor 2: "Well, then we’ll just change the strategy!" 😂
A crypto investor buys a token.
A month later, someone asks: "How's it going?"
He replies: "It was a bit negative, but I trust the crypto waves. I think they’ll lift me up again!" 🌊💹
A week later, they ask again: "Well, did you manage to rise?"
The answer: "I don’t know, looks like the wave was too strong – now I’m at the bottom!" 😂📉
"Don’t worry, it will go up again!"
"I’m looking for growth, but so far, just falling!"
To ride the waves of market volatility. 🚤🌊
Because they were feeling down with all the gas fees. ⛽💸
Because good luck hiding when your wallet is always on the blockchain! 🔒📲
Because they wanted to mark their spot in the blockchain. 💉⛓️
Because they were feeling under the blockchain. 🤒⛓️
Because they lost their keys. 🔑💸
Because they heard the drinks were on the house. 🍸🏠
Because they were feeling under the blockchain. 🤒⛓️
Because they lost their keys. 🔑💸
Because they heard the drinks were on the house. 🍸🏠
Because when the price drops, you need something to soften the fall!
A crypto investor went to a fortune teller and asked, "What’s my future?" The fortune teller said, "You will make a lot of money in crypto." The investor got excited until she added, "But you'll also lose it all… and then make it back… and lose it again."
Because when they said "red light," he was too busy checking his portfolio!
Hamster: 'I’m a crypto investor.' Me: 'Where do you trade?' Hamster: 'In my cage. The market is the wheel!'