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What do ZK-Rollups say in a fight? 🤺

“I’ve got proof to back this up!” 🛡️

What do ZK-Rollups say at a blockchain gym? 🏋️‍♀️

“No weights? No problem. We carry transactions!” 📈

What did the smart contract say to ZK-Rollups?

“Thanks for the proof, I couldn’t have scaled without you!”

My neighbor says my mining setup looks like a spaceship. 🚀

I told him, “Yep, going to the moon... just waiting for my coins!” 🌕

What did the trader say when asked about the future of cryptocurrencies?

"It depends on which wallet I’m using!"

What did the crypto investor say when they heard about the market crash?

"Don’t worry, it will go up again!"

What did Ethereum say when asked how it feels?

"I'm always looking for new "blocks!"

What did Bitcoin say when asked about the future?

"I don’t know, I haven’t mined yet!"

What did the crypto investor say when asked how things are going?

"I’m looking for growth, but so far, just falling!"

An old trader is dying. A team of doctors gathers. The professor says:

He has a fever of 40. If it reaches 42, he will almost certainly die."

The trader opens his eyes and whispers: "At 41.8 — sell!

Two friends meet. One says:

– Bitcoin is what made me today’s wealth.

– Wow! And what’s your state now?

– Pre-heart attack.

What did the miner say to the blockchain?

"You complete me!" 💖🔗

They say what goes up must come down... but with crypto, it’s the opposite!

Crypto's like a magic trick—what goes down can always go up again! 🎩💰 Just wait for the bounce and you'll be the one laughing all the way to the moon! 🌕

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