Tried mining Bitcoin in my dorm. The only thing I mined was a warning email from IT.
It’s always on—and draining my battery. 🔋
They asked, “Is that like planting seeds?” 🌱
To make sure it gets all the attention! 😎
She said, “It’s either the rig or me!”
I told him, “Yep, going to the moon... just waiting for my coins!” 🌕
Now even my toaster is jealous of the rig. 🍞
Because my 9-to-5 wasn’t stressful enough! 😅
I said, “Ask my empty wallet!” 😅
Guess who’s now mining in peace? 😎
She thinks it’s a deluxe heated bed! 🛏️🔥
My rig is so hot, the fire alarm thinks I’m hosting a BBQ. 🌭🔥
Now my car has to park on the blockchain! 🛠️
Turns out, it’s about burning electricity! ⚡
It keeps me up all night and drains my wallet! 🍼
Now she thinks I’m digging holes in the yard. 🪓
It replied, “Hot as always, boss!” 🔥
So it can mine in style! 😎
I told her, “It’s not heat; it’s passion for crypto!” 😎
Now he cries when he sees my profits.
Turns out, it’s about finding where my paycheck went.
At least I’m not launching Doge to the moon!
Explaining to your dog that the fans aren’t chasing him!
She said, “Then dig up enough for the electricity bill!”
I told him I'm mining for the future—Mars coins!
A Star Atlas player tried mining an asteroid.
10 minutes later: “I’ve just mined 5,000 tons of space junk.” 🗑️
A Star Atlas miner said, “I mined 10 tons of asteroid dust.”
Friend: “Did you get paid in space credits or stardust?” 💸
A Star Atlas player tried mining on an asteroid but just ended up with space dust. 💨
A Splinterlands monster tried crypto mining but got exhausted digging through blocks. ⛏️