It never leaves me alone... or lets me sleep! 😴
They asked, “Is that like planting seeds?” 🌱
He asked if I dig holes in my backyard. ⛏️
I told her, “It’s not friendship—it’s profit!” 💹
She didn’t know I meant GPUs! 🖥️
Guess who’s now mining in peace? 😎
Now he cries when he sees Bitcoin prices! 😭
I told her, “Don’t be silly; the rig pays the bills!” 💳
Now they think I live in a data center. 🖥️
Now he cries when he sees my profits.
– Bitcoin is what made me today’s wealth.
– Wow! And what’s your state now?
– Pre-heart attack.
"Why did Ethereum start hanging out with Litecoin?"
"Because it wanted a lighter transaction load!"
"So, is Litecoin a diet version?"
"Exactly! It’s like Ethereum’s lite upgrade!"
"Sounds like a lite friendship!"
"Yeah, they make a blockchain dream team!" 🌐
"Why does Ethereum always make so many friends in crypto?"
"Because it’s always staking its trust!"
"Does it ever lose friends?"
"Not at all! Ethereum’s blockchain network is too strong!"
"Sounds like the ultimate friend group!"
"Exactly! It’s a decentralized squad!" 💸
"Why did Ethereum and Litecoin become best friends?"
"Because they both love fast transactions!"
"Sounds like a great duo!"
"They're like the Batman and Robin of the crypto world!"
"Do they fight crime?"
"Not exactly... but they definitely fight high fees!" 💥
"Did you hear Ethereum’s going green?"
"Really? It’s finally going eco-friendly?"
"Yeah, they switched to Proof-of-Stake! Less energy consumption!"
"That’s great! It must be saving a lot of power!"
"Exactly! Now it’s recycling transactions like never before!"
"Ethereum’s future looks bright—literally!" 🌟