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I told my friends I’m mining Bitcoin. 💰

They asked, “Is that like planting seeds?” 🌱

I told my friend that I mine at home. 🏡

He asked if I dig holes in my backyard. ⛏️

I told my wife I’d buy her something nice. 💍

She said, “With what? Another GPU?” 😂

I told my rig to mine faster. ⚡

It responded, “Not without more GPUs, buddy!” 🖥️

I told my girlfriend I’m investing in the future. 🌟

She didn’t know I meant GPUs! 🖥️

I told my wife the rig needs a new GPU. 💻

She said, “Does it also need a lawyer for our divorce?” 😡

I told my landlord my rig is for work. 👨‍💻

Now he wants a share of the profits! 💼

I told my friends I mine at home. 🏠

Now they think I live in a data center. 🖥️

I told my cat not to sit on the rig. 🐈

She said, “Purrfect seat, it’s so warm!” 😹

I told my boss I mine at home.

He said, “That explains why you look so burnt out!”

I told my kids the rigs were robots.

Now they’re disappointed they don’t do homework.

I told my wife I’m mining at home.

She said, “Then dig up enough for the electricity bill!”

The ‘I Told You So’ Moment

A guy told his friend, "I told you to buy Bitcoin when it was at $1!" The friend replied, "Yeah, but you also told me to buy those 'limited edition' Beanie Babies in 1995, remember?"

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