I told her, “It’s the perfect environment for mining!” 💡
Now he wants a share of the profits! 💼
Heavy lifting… of electricity bills.
Boy: "I cashed out money from Upland, now I’m rich!"
Girl: "I don’t think you’re that rich, since you couldn’t even cash out your stomach on time!"
Boy: "But actually, I can sell my land and become a millionaire!"
Girl: "You’d be rich if you could cash anything out of your stomach!" 💩💵
Because they keep "zeroing" their accounts!
Jumping to conclusions and running from losses. 🏃💸
The God of Thunder couldn’t play Gods Unchained because of a “lightning-fast” internet outage. ⚡
Why is the workout in Decentraland so intense?
Because everyone’s trying to “run” the blockchain! ⛓️
Why did Axie start working out?
To “mint” a healthier version of itself! 💪
What happens during a workout in The Sandbox?
Everything “loads” faster, but no one’s sweating! 😅
"Ethereum, do you even lift?"
"Of course! Every block I process is a power move!"
"How do you train?"
"I alternate between Proof-of-Work squats and Proof-of-Stake stretches."
"Do you ever rest?"
"Only in a sidechain sauna to recover my gas fees!" 🏋️♀️
"Why does Ethereum have a perfect work-life balance?"
"Because it never overworks—it always stakes its time!"
"Is it a balanced lifestyle?"
"Definitely! It’s all about reducing gas fees and maximizing uptime!"
"So, Ethereum is all about smart living?"
"Exactly! It’s the master of blockchain wellness!" 🧘♂️
"Why does Ethereum follow a strict workout plan?"
"Because it’s working on its scalability muscles!"
"Does it use weights?"
"Not weights, but transactions are definitely part of the routine!"
"Sounds like a crypto gym!"
"Exactly! Ethereum’s always validating its reps!" 🏋️♂️
"Why did Ethereum go to the gym?"
"To get stronger for Proof-of-Stake!"
"Does it lift weights?"
"Not weights, just transactions!"
"Sounds like a tough workout!"
"Yeah, but Ethereum’s used to scaling new heights!" 🏋️
"Why did Ethereum break up with Bitcoin Lightning?"
"Because Lightning was too fast for Ethereum to keep up!"
"Was it the gas fees?"
"Exactly! Ethereum couldn’t handle the speed... it needed more time to scale!"
"Sounds like a charged relationship!"
"Yeah, but Ethereum still sparked something!" ⚡
"Why does Ethereum always go for a heavy workout?"
"Because it’s always proof-of-staking its energy!"
"Does it build muscle?"
"Absolutely! Every time Ethereum gets stronger, it just scales more!"
"Must be a great workout program!"
"Yeah, but I think it should start with a lighter gas fee!" 🏋️
A group of people gathered for the ultimate Squid Game challenge—getting the fastest Wi-Fi connection. "You can only win if you beat me in the speed test!" said the Wi-Fi router. The contestants nervously typed away, but by the time they connected, the router had already rug-pulled their internet!
I’m training to sell my NFT art.
But my muscles are only growing in the metaverse. 💪🖼️