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Why do ZK-Rollups always win at hide-and-seek? 🙈

Because they hide all the details, but you still find them fast! 🚀

Why do miners always seem so calm? 😌

They know the price of Bitcoin is just a phase! 📉

My mom asked why I always work in the dark. 🌑

I told her, “It’s the perfect environment for mining!” 💡

Why do miners always have red eyes? 👀

They’re either staring at charts or fixing rigs at 3 a.m. 🔧

Why do miners always carry water? 💧

To cool down their overheated rigs. ❄️

Sprinterlands: The Chicken Always Wins

My strongest monster was taken out by a chicken. Never underestimate poultry.

Cashing out in Upland – like diarrhea: it doesn’t always work out

Boy: "I cashed out money from Upland, now I’m rich!"

Girl: "I don’t think you’re that rich, since you couldn’t even cash out your stomach on time!"

Boy: "But actually, I can sell my land and become a millionaire!"

Girl: "You’d be rich if you could cash anything out of your stomach!" 💩💵

Which cryptocurrency is always one step ahead?

Ethereum, because it’s always "ahead" of the others!

Why are cryptocurrencies always looking?

Because they know that the more blocks, the more opportunities!

Why are crypto traders always in a good mood?

Because they know how to "rise" even in the toughest situations!

Why does Bitcoin always look like a fool at parties?

Because it’s always changing its behavior!

Why was the blockchain always so calm?

Because it had all the time in the world to confirm everything. ⏳🔗

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