Boy: "Look, my crypto is growing!"
Girl: "That’s not growth, it’s like diarrhea: you start small, and then there’s nowhere to run!"
Boy: "But in the future, I’ll make money!"
Girl: "The future that’s like diarrhea — fast at first, and then you’ll end up in the toilet." 💩📉
Boy: "Did you hear about the new cryptocurrency? It’s our chance!"
Girl: "I thought our chance was in the mortgage, not in tokens."
Boy: "We can’t buy a house, but we can invest in the future!"
Girl: "If the future is an empty apartment and a few tokens, then I’m in." 🏚️💰
Girl: "You talk so much about Bitcoin. I can’t listen anymore!"
Boy: "But this is our chance!"
Girl: "Our chance for what? You put everything into one crypto, and now all we have left is debt!"
Boy: "Well... we have a friend who's into crypto too!"
Girl: "Yeah, but now he’s not a friend, he’s the main creditor!" 💳💔
Boy: "I put all our money into crypto! We’ll be millionaires!"
Girl: "What if it doesn’t work?"
Boy: "It will definitely work! You’ll see!"
A month later:
Boy: "Did you know our portfolio is in the red?"
Girl: "No, I didn’t. I thought you’d buy me a birthday gift..."
Boy: "A gift? Maybe I’ll buy you stocks instead — they’re way cheaper now!" 🎁📉
Ethereum, because it’s always "ahead" of the others!
Ethereum, because it always helps you figure out complex situations!
Bitcoin, because it always aims for new heights!
Bitcoin, because it’s always "above everyone"!
Ethereum, because its "songs" are always popular!
It’s always "locked out"!
Magic happens!
Litecoin. It's always "in the shade."
It "locks" and asks for a password!
Dogecoin. It’s so "slow" that everyone thinks it’s just sitting there doing nothing!
Ethereum, because it's always on trend!
Bitcoin, because it can always be "rocked"!
It goes to zero and hopes someone will buy it!
Because it should be with you when you're "gasping" from fear!
"Dog with a hat" (dogwifhat).
Because they were trying to reach new highs! 📈🚀
Because good luck hiding when your wallet is always on the blockchain! 🔒📲
Because they couldn't handle the volatility in their relationship. 💔📉💥
Because they wanted to mark their spot in the blockchain. 💉⛓️
Because they couldn't stand the volatility. 📈🤯
Because it was a victim of a phishing attack. 🎣💻
Because they were feeling under the blockchain. 🤒⛓️
Because they caught a virus. 🤒💻
Because they couldn't find their blockchain. ⛓️🚫
Because they were feeling under the blockchain. 🤒⛓️
Because they caught a virus. 🤒💻