It works hard, and I pay the electricity bill. ⚡
Boyfriend: "I reached 10,000 steps today! StepN is paying off!"
Girlfriend: "How much did you make for all that effort?"
Boyfriend: "$3. Isn’t it amazing?"
Girlfriend: "You’re walking 10 kilometers for $3 while I’m walking out the door for free."
Boyfriend: "Wait! Don’t go!"
Girlfriend: "Sorry, I’m stepping out of this relationship." 👟💔
Boyfriend: "StepN will help us build a future together! Trust me!"
Girlfriend: "The only thing it’s built is distance between us."
Boyfriend: "But I’m doing this for us!"
Girlfriend: "No, you’re doing it for yourself. Goodbye."
Boyfriend: "Wait! Can I at least track my steps while I chase you?" 🏃♂️💔
Ethereum, because it always helps you figure out complex situations!
Because they know how to "rise" even in the toughest situations!
They are always "up," even if the market is going "down"!
Ethereum is so good, it might just be blocked by the competition. 🚫
But don’t worry, being blocked by competitors means you’re doing something right. 😏
Ethereum’s smart, decentralized, and here to stay! 🏅
Ethereum’s smart contracts are so smart, they could outthink you! 🧠💥
The blockchain doesn’t just execute; it’s got plans within plans, like a chess grandmaster. ♟️
Don’t challenge it—it’s always 10 steps ahead in the game of crypto! 🔮
Every dip is a chance to scoop up more coins, right? Drop, and I’m in! 📉 The only thing I’m afraid of is missing out on the chance to buy low.