Boy: "I invested in crypto, and here’s the result — bankruptcy!"
Girl: "You’ve survived the crypto death, but the real nightmare starts when you have to pay for the rent."
Boy: "I thought I could sell tokens and win!"
Girl: "You won one thing — death by disappointment and eternal regret." 💸⚰️
"It depends on which wallet I’m using!"
Because they keep "zeroing" their accounts!
Because they know how to "rise" even in the toughest situations!
They are always "up," even if the market is going "down"!
Because you can choose your topping, just like picking a cryptocurrency to invest in!
When all the charts show "calm."
The experienced one is always smiling, and the newbie has a terrified look on their face.
When everyone says "buy," you sell. When everyone says "sell," you buy!
Because they’re always looking for a "bottom" and are afraid of going "up".
He has a fever of 40. If it reaches 42, he will almost certainly die."
The trader opens his eyes and whispers: "At 41.8 — sell!
Jumping to conclusions and running from losses. 🏃💸
Because they were trying to reach new highs! 📈🚀
Because they couldn't handle the volatility in their relationship. 💔📉💥
Because they couldn't stand the volatility. 📈🤯
Because they couldn't find their blockchain. ⛓️🚫
Because they couldn't find their blockchain. ⛓️🚫