Because you can choose your topping, just like picking a cryptocurrency to invest in!
A Star Atlas player ordered pizza to space. 2 hours later: “Why isn’t it here?”
Delivery: “The space-time continuum has delayed it.” ⏳
A Star Atlas player ordered pizza for delivery in space.
30 minutes later: “Where’s my pizza?” Delivery guy: "I got stuck in an asteroid belt.” 🍕
How does pizza get delivered in Decentraland?
It’s “NFT-ified” and sent straight to your wallet! 📲
- "I started a pizza delivery service in Decentraland!"
- "What kind of pizza?"
- "Crypto crust pizza with NFT toppings."
- "Do they accept payments in slices of ETH?"
- "Only if you can mint them." 🍕
Ethereum: "I’m ordering decentralized pizzas with smart contracts!"
Dogecoin: "I’m here for the meme pizza toppings!"
Bitcoin Cash: "I’ll pay for the pizzas, no fees involved!"
Ethereum: "But what if we face gas fees on the way?"
Dogecoin: "Haha, bro, just meme your way to the pizza!"
Bitcoin Cash: "I’ll make sure there are no additional charges for extra toppings!" 🍕
"Why does Ethereum run a pizza delivery service?"
"Because it delivers transactions faster than anyone!"
"Do you have to wait long for your pizza?"
"Not with Ethereum! It’s all about scalable and speedy deliveries!"
"So, Ethereum’s the crypto delivery king?"
"Exactly! It always delivers on time!" 🍕🚗
I spent my last $100 on crypto, hoping it would go up.
Instead, it dropped.
Well, at least I can buy pizza... if I hadn't spent it on crypto.