Because they’re used to high speeds and sharp turns! ⚡
Because they’re efficient, secure, and always in sync! 🤝
Because they’re all about zero drama and maximum compression!
Because it's the only coin they can afford!
Now he thinks he’s the real miner in the house! 🏡
To keep the rigs’ glow a secret! 🌟
It’s the only time they get a break from the noise! 🤫
Because it’s quieter—and the rig’s fans don’t argue back. 🤫
She thinks it’s a deluxe heated bed! 🛏️🔥
I told her, “Don’t be silly; the rig pays the bills!” 💳
Their rigs turn into home heaters for free. 🔥
It keeps them awake through all the power outages. 💡
Because it’s the only time their rigs don’t double as saunas!
My enemy missed four times in a row. I missed five. Justice!
Boyfriend: "I just set up a new wallet for all my StepN rewards!"
Girlfriend: "You know, I’ve been setting up a new wallet too."
Boyfriend: "Really? For what?"
Girlfriend: "For my new hacker boyfriend, who knows how to get past all the security barriers in my heart."
Boyfriend: "What?!"
Girlfriend: "He’s got the password, babe. You lost it a while ago."
Boyfriend: "I can’t believe this. You’re a hacker now?"
Girlfriend: "I’ve always been a hacker, just not for your tokens." 💻💔
Boyfriend: "I earned 1000 tokens today! Blockchain is the future!"
Girlfriend: "Great, while you’re making tokens, I feel like you’re stealing mine."
Boyfriend: "What do you mean?"
Girlfriend: "Every time you walk, I’m left behind, like a hacked wallet."
Boyfriend: "That’s not fair!"
Girlfriend: "Fair? You’re using all your energy for a system that doesn’t even need your love."
Boyfriend: "Wait... so you’ve been hacked by someone else?"
Girlfriend: "No, I just encrypted my heart." 💻💔
Boyfriend: "I’m learning blockchain, getting deep into the tech. You know, all for us!"
Girlfriend: "Oh yeah? Can you hack my heart too?"
Boyfriend: "What?!"
Girlfriend: "It’s a difficult algorithm. StepN’s too easy. I need you to crack my code."
Boyfriend: "I’m trying to hack StepN, not your emotions!"
Girlfriend: "Well, try harder. My love isn’t free." 💻💔
Boyfriend: "I’ve been walking 15 km every day for StepN rewards!"
Girlfriend: "That’s great, but you’re walking right past me."
Boyfriend: "I’m doing this for us!"
Girlfriend: "You’re ignoring all this for virtual sneakers?"
(motions to her figure)
Boyfriend: "StepN doesn’t argue about spending…"
Girlfriend: "StepN can cuddle you, then. I’m leaving." 👟💔
Boyfriend: "I’m almost at the top of the StepN leaderboard!"
Girlfriend: "While you’re climbing that, someone else is winning my heart."
Boyfriend: "What are you talking about?"
Girlfriend: "Alex. He doesn’t walk to earn. He walks to be with me."
Boyfriend: "You can’t be serious."
Girlfriend: "Serious enough to end this. Enjoy your leaderboard." 🏃♂️💔
Boyfriend: "I’ve been walking 20 kilometers a day for StepN. I’m making progress!"
Girlfriend: "While you’re walking for dollars, I’ve found someone who walks into my heart."
Boyfriend: "What? Who?"
Girlfriend: "My coworker, Jason. He doesn’t need NFT sneakers to take me on real walks."
Boyfriend: "But I was doing this for us!"
Girlfriend: "Us? You’ve been in a relationship with StepN, not me." 👟💔
Boyfriend: "I’ve been so busy walking for StepN rewards. Did you notice how fit I’ve gotten?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah, fit enough to walk away from this relationship."
Boyfriend: "What? I’m doing this for us!"
Girlfriend: "No, you’re walking for StepN and leaving us behind."
Boyfriend: "But the rewards—"
Girlfriend: "A reward isn’t worth losing someone who loves you." 👟💔
Girlfriend: "You promised me a date night, but you’ve been walking circles in the park all evening!"
Boyfriend: "I have to reach my StepN daily goal! It’s money!"
Girlfriend: "Is StepN your new girlfriend? Because she’s getting more attention than me."
Boyfriend: "Don’t be jealous. StepN doesn’t cook me dinner."
Girlfriend: "StepN can keep you company. I’m leaving." 👟💔
Girlfriend: "It’s me or your StepN sneakers. Choose."
Boyfriend: "But I’ve invested $800 in these sneakers!"
Girlfriend: "And you’ve invested three years in us."
Boyfriend: "Okay, I’ll sell the sneakers."
Girlfriend: "You should’ve done that before I packed my bags." 👟💔
Boyfriend: "StepN has changed my life! I walk, I earn, I feel amazing!"
Girlfriend: "That’s great, but you spend more time walking than with me."
Boyfriend: "I’m doing it for us! The more I walk, the more I earn!"
Girlfriend: "Well, you’ve walked far enough to leave this relationship." 🏃♂️💔
Boy: "My cats are real pros in Catizen now!"
Girl: "Really? And they’re pros not just in games but in leaving marks — all over the house and the toilet!"
Boy: "They’re great, but what do you mean?"
Girl: "As soon as the cat smells new food, he turns into a pro of diarrhea!" 💩🐱🚽
Boy: "I just won in a play-to-earn game! This is our chance!"
Girl: "Your chance for what? You won 5 tokens and can’t even buy a chocolate bar with them!"
Boy: "But this is the beginning, in a month I’ll have 100 tokens!"
Girl: "That’s just as likely as you becoming my blockchain partner!" 🍫💔
Boy: "I bought a new cryptocurrency, it’s going to skyrocket soon!"
Girl: "You know, your love for tokens is stronger than your love for me!"
Boy: "You don’t get it, it’s money for the future!"
Girl: "What about the present? We can’t even buy a decent dinner!" 🍔💔
Boy: "I bet on Blockchain. It’s our future!"
Girl: "You bet our money on something that doesn’t even have a physical form?"
Boy: "But if it works, we’ll live in luxury!"
Girl: "So you want us to live in luxury... with virtual money?"
Boy: "You know, crypto is the future!"
Girl: "But now our future is an empty wallet and broken dreams!" 💔
Boy: "I put all our money into crypto! We’ll be millionaires!"
Girl: "What if it doesn’t work?"
Boy: "It will definitely work! You’ll see!"
A month later:
Boy: "Did you know our portfolio is in the red?"
Girl: "No, I didn’t. I thought you’d buy me a birthday gift..."
Boy: "A gift? Maybe I’ll buy you stocks instead — they’re way cheaper now!" 🎁📉
Because they are always "secure"!